altonym:

Beer honestly just tastes how I imagine urine to taste it is so rank and people are always like nah try this because this is special Beer and then it’s like oh ok urine with cinnamon in it great

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i once broke up with a guy because he was kind of mean to a cat

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greatesthungergamesfans:

500daysofsassy:

my brother has been saying to me “have you seen the lenny kravitz scarf picture yet?????????????????????????????” and i always have no idea what he was talking about 

and now ive seen the light

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he’s here to make an impression

(Source: notkatniss, via apatheticus)

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churchsext:

revolutionary idea: chip bags that zip like a ziplock bag so that u don’t have to fuck around with a clip trying to keep ur chips from getting. stale

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ladyblogger-margie:

anna-of-wonderland:

*reads the last line again*

*closes the book*

*deep sigh*

*screams*

*throws book out the window*

*jumps out the window after it*

*writhes in pain while clutching the book*

*cries and rocks it back and forth*

*puts it back down on the shelf*

*deep breath*

*Calls friend* “read this book”

(via apatheticus)

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That feeling when you find out at the end of book 2 that the character that died in book 1  TOTALLY ISN’T DEAD AT ALL

god fuck damn

i CRIED OVER HER

HOW CAN YOU PLAY WITH MY FEELINGS LIKE THAT

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shingeki-no-mass-effect:

dajo42:

realistically the space under my bed is very small so if a monster did in fact live there it would have to also be very small

it would be some kind of baby monster

i would have to look after it

The true horror: responsibility

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churchsext:

??? why do people always post themselves crying as apologies like GOD it’s clear U don’t care about who u hurt, you care about how YOU feel as a response to their reactions. we know you’re not crying for us, you’re crying because your feelings got hurt when we retaliated. that apology isn’t to help us feel better, it isn’t to say “I see that you guys legitimately were hurt for that and I hope I can ease that”, it’s to make us feel bad for u and think “we shouldn’t have been so mean to that poor lil sweet boy!”.

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qirlunderyou:

i’m going in for a refill 

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xerneas:

scoobypup:

1wannabeyourdog:

Sam Pepper is sorry 🙌

oh my godddddddd

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middle-shiner:

Raphael’s Madonna with Child

middle-shiner:

Raphael’s Madonna with Child

(Source: kardashian-khaos, via bengaffleck)

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gumballgirl:

When I first drew Mathilda I only realized she was supposed to have red stripes on her shorts after I had already posted the artwork up. So here is the updated version, with both Leon and Mathilda together!

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markruffalo:

It has been brought to my attention that “Gay Rights” is limiting the scope of this community. I meant to say LGBTQ+ Rights. Where you see “Gay Rights” in my Marina Silva post please substitute “LGBTQ+ Rights”

Thanks

MR

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lilyscribbles:

 made a tiny comic to remind myself that it’s possible to pick myself up when I’m down and I just gotta keep trying. 

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